Why Mr. Rude had to go hating on burlap is really beyond us. We quite like it, and we keep thinking of new uses for it: re-upholster an ottoman; cut out the art work and frame it; use it as a comfy spot for your pooch, or bury it in the garden to prevent weeds from growing up.

The point is that we go through a lot of burlap and will never throw it away or sell it. It’s free for the taking at our Alexandria roasting facility. Stop by and pick some up, it’s sitting right by the front door.